So Super Bowl 42 is upon us, and there are two teams left. Giants, Patriots. This is what I thought the Super Bowl would come down to. I had terrible picks in the divisional round but in championship games I usually do well. I really hope Favre retires. I don't want to see him attempt another interception ever again. It's not like I hate the guy or anything, I'm just glad he isn't in the Super Bowl. If he was in the Super Bowl it would be a bazillion questions of about Brett. Brett, how do you feel? Brett, what does it feel like to be in the Super Bowl this late in your career? Brett, do you feel you can beat the Pats like you did in '96? Brett, how do you do it at this age? Brett, why haven't you missed a game? Brett, you have thrown a lot of touchdowns, do you think that Tom Brady or Peyton Manning can eventually beat your record? Brett, you're from Mississippi, how did it feel to beat another Mississippi boy in the NFC championship game? GAG ME WITH A FUCKING SPOON! I am soooo glad that Brett Favre isn't in the Super Bowl because if he would have beat the Giants, those were going to be the questions being asked starting Sunday. Super Bowl week is long enough, there are two weeks before the game still and that shit would have started as soon as Brett hit the podium after the game. So thank you Corey Webster for picking off that Brett Favre pass and hopefully sending him into retirement.
If the Patriots don't win Super Bowl 42, they will only be a team that went 18-1 and couldn't win the big game. That's not going to happen. The Patriots beat the Giants in week 17 and they will beat the Giants in the Super Bowl too. Even with a non-existent Randy Moss for the past two weeks, they have won with solid running from Maroney and a solid short game passing the ball to Welker and Stallworth and Kevin Faulk. They know how to get it done and they will do it again. Silencing all the critics, shutting up the 1972 Miami Dolphins and becoming the first team to go 19-0. Perfect against the NFL who who desperately wants a different team winning it every year. 4 Super Bowl wins in 7 years. A team of fate, a team of destiny. A team with Tom Brady playing God as men.
New England 34
New York 28
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Q: How many touchdowns has Tony Romo thrown since dating Jessica Simpson?
A: Not enough.
Q:Who had a better relationship with Jessica Simpson: Tony Romo, or Nick Lachey?
A:Who cares Jessica Simpson is ugly!
Q: Who thinks that Tony Romo is dumb for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson?
A: Cowboys fans and me because she is ugly.
I know, I know, couldn't pick a game to save my life this weekend except for the no-brainer, but this is just too good. The Colts lost to San Diego without LT and with a guy named Billy Volek AND dall-ASS lost to the Giants. This only makes the Patriots path to the Super Bowl easier and I'm telling you right now, look out Brett Favre. The G-men are coming to Lambeau with you in their sights.
I was listening to sports talk radio last night after the Packers game and the only people calling in were Brett Favre homers saying that he was THE best quarterback ever. Now, I think what Brett Favre has done in his career is incredible . I really do. He has records that I don't even deserve to look at in a book, but he is not the best quarterback ever. He's not even the best quarterback right now. Tom Brady is the best quarterback right now. Followed by Peyton Manning and then maybe its Favre. The Best quarterback ever is Joe Montana and one day people will say that Tom Brady is the best quarterback ever, if they aren't saying it right now. I remember watching Montana as a kid and being in complete awe. The way I feel about Brady right now. Brady isn't even 30 yet and is on his way to his 4th Super Bowl win. That is unheard of.
Now for my picks.
AFC Championship Game.
New England 38
San Diego 21
NFC Championship Game.
New York 28
Green Bay 24
Yeah I said it. Have fun with that one in the Super Bowl G-men.
Q:Who had a better relationship with Jessica Simpson: Tony Romo, or Nick Lachey?
A:Who cares Jessica Simpson is ugly!
Q: Who thinks that Tony Romo is dumb for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson?
A: Cowboys fans and me because she is ugly.
I know, I know, couldn't pick a game to save my life this weekend except for the no-brainer, but this is just too good. The Colts lost to San Diego without LT and with a guy named Billy Volek AND dall-ASS lost to the Giants. This only makes the Patriots path to the Super Bowl easier and I'm telling you right now, look out Brett Favre. The G-men are coming to Lambeau with you in their sights.
I was listening to sports talk radio last night after the Packers game and the only people calling in were Brett Favre homers saying that he was THE best quarterback ever. Now, I think what Brett Favre has done in his career is incredible . I really do. He has records that I don't even deserve to look at in a book, but he is not the best quarterback ever. He's not even the best quarterback right now. Tom Brady is the best quarterback right now. Followed by Peyton Manning and then maybe its Favre. The Best quarterback ever is Joe Montana and one day people will say that Tom Brady is the best quarterback ever, if they aren't saying it right now. I remember watching Montana as a kid and being in complete awe. The way I feel about Brady right now. Brady isn't even 30 yet and is on his way to his 4th Super Bowl win. That is unheard of.
Now for my picks.
AFC Championship Game.
New England 38
San Diego 21
NFC Championship Game.
New York 28
Green Bay 24
Yeah I said it. Have fun with that one in the Super Bowl G-men.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
NFL Playoffs
The real playoffs start this weekend and I am feeling good about my predictions. First I think that as long as the Pats can score and J'ville doesn't keep them off the field half the game it will be another easy one for New England. I look for the MVP and AP Offensive player of the year to score three TD's and win this one, securing an AFC Championship Game at home and a date with the Colts. NE28 J'vill14.
Staying with the AFC. The Colts have a better offense, a better defense and they will beat the Chargers at home. If Pittsburgh can hold LT to 42 yards on 21 carries, then Indy will do at least that. Peyton will score three times and J. Addai will score another. Indy31 SD10.
NFC. I am not going to be a Tony Romo homer ever in my life. I still think he is overrated and not deserving of this 60MM contract. The Jessica Simpson thing is whatever. I think she has a horse face anyway. It's really hard to beat a team three times in one year but I think as long as T.O. is in that game, they get it done. It's in Dallas, Eli can't possibly have three good games in a row. Could he? I think this will be a good one though. Dall-ASS31 G-Men28.
Seahawks and Packers. Don't sleep on the 'Hawks Brett Favre homers. I know there is a ton of you out there not reading this blog. People love Favre. They like him because he's old. They like him because he's really good. They like him because he's a legend and a sure-bet hall of famer. I say they are holding on to a has been and as soon as this weekend is over, everyone holding on to their Brett Favre rookie card or Brett Favre autographed DVD of "There's something about Mary" or their autographed Brett Favre colostomy bag can finally GIVE IT UP and pack it in. No pun intended. Brett Favre was the Sportsman of the Year as issued by Sports Illustrated. Great. Awesome. Super. Brett, will you ever go away? Seahawks34 Brett Favre21. I think you rock. Now please stop getting up the hopes of a bunch of cheese-heads. I hate that they constantly think they are awesome and I also hate that they infiltrate the Hot Shots I like to watch games at.
Staying with the AFC. The Colts have a better offense, a better defense and they will beat the Chargers at home. If Pittsburgh can hold LT to 42 yards on 21 carries, then Indy will do at least that. Peyton will score three times and J. Addai will score another. Indy31 SD10.
NFC. I am not going to be a Tony Romo homer ever in my life. I still think he is overrated and not deserving of this 60MM contract. The Jessica Simpson thing is whatever. I think she has a horse face anyway. It's really hard to beat a team three times in one year but I think as long as T.O. is in that game, they get it done. It's in Dallas, Eli can't possibly have three good games in a row. Could he? I think this will be a good one though. Dall-ASS31 G-Men28.
Seahawks and Packers. Don't sleep on the 'Hawks Brett Favre homers. I know there is a ton of you out there not reading this blog. People love Favre. They like him because he's old. They like him because he's really good. They like him because he's a legend and a sure-bet hall of famer. I say they are holding on to a has been and as soon as this weekend is over, everyone holding on to their Brett Favre rookie card or Brett Favre autographed DVD of "There's something about Mary" or their autographed Brett Favre colostomy bag can finally GIVE IT UP and pack it in. No pun intended. Brett Favre was the Sportsman of the Year as issued by Sports Illustrated. Great. Awesome. Super. Brett, will you ever go away? Seahawks34 Brett Favre21. I think you rock. Now please stop getting up the hopes of a bunch of cheese-heads. I hate that they constantly think they are awesome and I also hate that they infiltrate the Hot Shots I like to watch games at.
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